A Lesbian version of the Addams Family is set to be filmed next year. The Addams Family has always been a favorite of lesbians everywhere but many lesbians have wished that the program might be a little more lesbian friendly. In response the BBC Commissioner, Sir Cubics MacLesbotrope has decided to totally revamp the traditional format. The cast list is as follows:
- Gomez, the head of the family, will be played by Portia De Rossi.
- Morticia, her wife, will be played by Lucy Liu.
- Wednesday, the scheming and sombre daughter of the family, will be played by Michelle Rodriguez.
- Pugsley, the slow witted but enthusiastic daughter of the family will be played by Paris Hilton.
- Aunt Fester, the one that I’ve forgotten all useful information about, will be played by Christina Aguilera.
- Thing, the disembodied hand scrabbling around performing tasks for the family, will be played by Ellen DeGeneres.
- Lurch, the ghoulish servant of the family, will be played by Angelina Jolie.
- Cousin Itt, the family’s hairy cousin, will be played by Russell Brand.
Upon being asked about the accuracy of this info, cube_166 replied: "Sorry, as awesome as that would be it isn't going to happen. To my knowledge at least. When I said it contains some actual facts I may have been exaggerating a bit."