Lesbian Version of the Addams Family Set to be filmed?

Here is some news that may make a lot of fans look twice. Well, this little tidbit has been confirmed as false. Though, concept certainly would have been interesting. cube_166 of livejournal originally reported the following:

A Lesbian version of the Addams Family is set to be filmed next year. The Addams Family has always been a favorite of lesbians everywhere but many lesbians have wished that the program might be a little more lesbian friendly. In response the BBC Commissioner, Sir Cubics MacLesbotrope has decided to totally revamp the traditional format. The cast list is as follows:

• Gomez, the head of the family, will be played by Portia De Rossi.


• Morticia, her wife, will be played by Lucy Liu.


• Wednesday, the scheming and sombre daughter of the family, will be played by Michelle Rodriguez.


• Pugsley, the slow witted but enthusiastic daughter of the family will be played by Paris Hilton.


• Aunt Fester, the one that I’ve forgotten all useful information about, will be played by Christina Aguilera.


• Thing, the disembodied hand scrabbling around performing tasks for the family, will be played by Ellen DeGeneres.


• Lurch, the ghoulish servant of the family, will be played by Angelina Jolie.


• Cousin Itt, the family’s hairy cousin, will be played by Russell Brand.

Upon being asked about the accuracy of this info, cube_166 replied: "Sorry, as awesome as that would be it isn't going to happen. To my knowledge at least. When I said it contains some actual facts I may have been exaggerating a bit."